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This is why the PATRIOT Act should be overturned.
Hello, dear friends. If you are wondering where I have gone, the previous post from my knuckleheaded wife, Anita, may give you some poorly worded insight as to my whereabouts (I must remember to cancel the internet and telephone connections at the homestead), but to clarify this issue to the fullest extent possible, I will come out and tell all of my loyal readers that I am currently serving a 4 year sentence at the Australian Capital Territory’s only jail (Quamby) on $6 million bond. Read the rest of this entry »
Hello, my name is Anita. I am Profesor Samisota’s wife. You may of herd of me.
My dear huband Daniel has just been arested on charges of “sevear animal cruelty”. We are fighting this. It was not his fauly – admiteddly he has troble controling his temper, but I’m sure they desreved what he did to them.
Just like me and William do.
My son William just informed me that he might — might — be interested in men, sexually.
What a fag.
In response to this horrifying news, I smashed a wooden ladder over his head (the ladder had seen better days, admittedly, so I wasn’t doing much harm to the household supply of necessary tools and utilities) and then kicked his face into the steel door behind him, and then told him that Samisotas aren’t wusses. They know how to fight.
I think the kid got the message. Updates will be posted if the child seems willing to repent his ways…
